Peter
Ian
Andrew
Nathan: Andrew, the ONLY white guy in FOBMob! He’s been with us since the beginning. One amazing artist and impersonator! He can imitate tons of voices, ranging from Elmo to Dr. House. Aspiring comic book artist and writer, his love for art can only be rivaled by his love for music. He can “slappa da bass!” as well as play electric guitar. He doesn’t smile or laugh often so when he does, you know it’s completely genuine. For all you AAU students: He’s a great guy so if you see that vivid blue hair give him a heads up!
Matt
RJ: Chocolate Stallion. The coolest filipino you will ever know. Jolly, lovable giant! Seriously. Brown Beauty. Ever since freshmen year and I’m pretty damn sure till the future you will always have us bursting with ab inducing laughter. A ridiculously talented artist and architect, this guy always does serious work. “Work hard, Party harder” Probably the most outdoor active person in our group: Wrestling, golf, surfer, swimmer, biker, basketball player, and he works out like a Samoan. You can talk for hours with this guy no matter how shallow or deep the conversation and you can ALWAYS count on this guru for straight honest advice. This free lovin’ behemoth is a guy long practiced in the arts of chill music and free flowin’ rap. A presence not easily ignored, this fool will fall on you if you dare try.
Darwin
RJ: 2nd Oldest Member of The Fob Mob, this strapping young lad’s house has been a meeting house over the years. Known as the goofy one, this guy is loyal to the bone and a family man first. A strong moral compass, an insatiable love for animals and dogs, and an unstoppable force on Halo this spikey hair n00b is a brother that would go over to your house to watch Space Jam on VHS. Haha a dorky hyper twin that would sing Backstreet Boys songs with you in the middle of your high school. Yuppp Darwin’s a keeper people and that girl Jessica is holding on pretty darn good.
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Dan
Nathan: Dan. One of my closest friends since the third grade. Hardly ever gets mad, everything he does is to perfection. Guitar player, bicyclist, goddamn excellent student. This guy is a Renaissance man. I’ve known him for more than half my life, but I just can’t describe him in words… just by meeting him you can understand everything.
RJ: Gawd damn this sexy stylish stud. His hair styles may have changed multiple times over the year but his sexiness never wavers. I swear this man is what guys should strive for. My introducer to this beautiful Brotherhood of merry men, Dan is one of those straight A students with a Grade A personality to match. His heart of gold is a priceless treasure coveted by all. A cooler cat then the aristocats, this silky smooth man has magic fingers that would serenade a charging bull into butterflies with his guitar skills. Always calm, always cool. Dan The Man.
Darwin: Well… just look at him! How can those eyes not seduce you? To back those eyes he’s also got guitar skills capable of wooing women (and men), one hell of a damn sexy fixie, wears clothes with style, (tbc)
RJ
Nathan: One of the most hyper guys I know. It’s as if one were to give a small child a bowl of sugar to eat for breakfast every morning of everyday. Actually, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him sit still. Or stand still, or be idle at all, but he has his deep moments. Definitely the energy in our group. If there’s silence then this is the guy… who am I kidding, with this guy there is no silence, he makes sure people know when and where we enter.
Lawrence
Nathan: The youngest member of our group, having skipped the 2nd grade I believe… anyways I definitely consider Lawrence the most “family” oriented out of us. He’s always taking care of his mother and is always concerned for our well being as well. Checking in with us, deep conversations, all that. Unfortunately we don’t get to see much of this fencing beast much anymore since he’s off in the east coast for college. If you ever get a chance to meet this guy, be his friend, you won’t regret it.
1-25-2011
Darwin: Today I bought RJ for the grand total of $15. He was later passed on to Ann as a gift, since I knew RJ would do a shitty job of washing my car and his lap dance would probably scar me for life. Anyways, here’s what RJ’s car wash will hopefully look like (“That’s it boy. Get in there nice and deep like…”)
Who we are. What we do. What’s to come. The chronicle of our lives.
